Anonymous asked: How big is your tallywacker? More like a hippo's or a giraffe's?
Hello Anonymous. Apologies for the late response. I don’t wish to avoid answering your question, but I’m a grower, not a shower.
Oh this made me chuckle. I’m going to go to hell.
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I SNORTED OMFG.
Hahaha night made
Pope John-Paul II tried and failed with his audition for DEVO’s ‘Peek-A-Boo’ video.
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…and people wonder why I don’t like Tuna Sandwiches.
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Important advice in a time of austerity measures.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Too fucking true.
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For lovers of the Jezza!
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